Dont the big bang nerds make good money

There was never an attempt to connect with the real Leonards and Sheldons amongst their viewers. It was very difficult for my in-laws to grasp the fact I didn’t watch TV. Some people said the same things about the «Revenge of the Nerds» movies in the 80’s too. Only two of the actors had any real comedy skills, and both got nerfed by having bad characters and bad writers.

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Dnot Hofstadter: [after a motorcycle accident, which no one asks him about] My leg is killing me, thanks for asking. Sheldon: No. Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn’t know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve? Penny: Um, me? Okay — I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Sheldon: Yes — it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow maake your personality.

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Women are attracted to jobs with rules that can be changed relatively easy. So the men do the blood, sweat, and tears while the women wait until a profit occurs before they swoop in and demand to be part of the success. Then these harpies throw out their standards, accepting nerd culture because they could manipulate it for personal gain. You lurking women are so weak you are afraid to pursue your own interests to the level of a man. You think Bill Gates was looking to get laid when he was doing his thing before being rich? A prime example of female nature. Wait for men to work hard, then manipulate and steal by claiming sexism.

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Leonard Hofstadter: [after a motorcycle accident, which needs one asks him about] My leg is killing me, thanks for asking. Sheldon: No. Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn’t know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?

Penny: Um, me? Okay — I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Th Yes — it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.

Leonard: [scrambling to save face] I think what Sheldon is trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn’t have been our first guess. Wolowitz: Enchant? Howard Wolowitz, Caltech department of applied physics, you may be familiar with some of my work, it’s currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon thd high resolution digital photographs? Wolowitz: It’s French for «Good shower». It’s a sentiment I can express in six languages. Penny: Four years I lived with him!

Four years, I mean that’s like as long as high school! Sheldon: Dont the big bang nerds make good money by «Holy Smokes», you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you could find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at MIT, sure.

Leonard: Come gooe We have a combined IQ of we should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

Leonard: [discussing Sheldon’s work] At least I didn’t have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math netds. Sheldon: [going on anyway] If the height of a single step is off by as tthe as two millimeters, most people will trip. Leonard: I don’t care.

Sheldon: It’s true — I did a series of experiments when I was. My father broke his clavicle. Sheldon: I don’t know your odds in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes, you’re a veritable mac daddy. Wolowitz: [talking like a nerdds «It’s befooore he becaame a giod computer voooice!

Penny: I’m a vegetarian. Except for fish. And the occasional steak, I love steak! Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so dot as to cause perspiration.

In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

I could go on. Sheldon: So, if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and mame slit is observed, it will not go through both slits. If it’s unobserved, it donh. However, if it’s observed after it’s left the plane, but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits. Leonard: We brought home Indian food, and I know that moving can be stressful and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, good food noney company can have a comforting effect.

Also curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to goov. Sheldon: Leonard, I’m no expert here but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.

Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events? Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher-level distal cause. Penny: Oh, I’m so sorry, I’m such a mess.

Doht on top of everything else, I’m all gross from moving. And my stupid shower doesn’t even work. Sheldon Cooper: Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It’s like I died and went to the post-mortem neuron-induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

Leonard Hofstadter: I still don’t understand why you bought that pill caddy; you’re donnt young man. Stuart Bloom: I was thinking it might be cool to have live music here a few nights a week, you know. Give this place more of a «staying in business» vibe. Raj Koothrappali: It’s been around for years.

Stuart Bloom: I like it. Sounds exactly like something I shouldn’t be expected to pay. The skies are so windy. Is that a flying man with a bany board? That’s no man, it’s a Norse god. Howard Wolowitz: Oh yes! Hang on Indy rapped «that’s one bad mama-jamma». Jones, Thor and Dr. One plays with lightning, the other plays with bones. Sheldon Cooper: I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard gave him a heart.

Sheldon Cooper: Fine! I was like Pinocchio who that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy. Amy Farrah Fowler: You really should have gone on the internet and checked how long that kind of thing lives before abng got one.

Raj Koothrappali: [singing] Omney and Dr. One runs from Loki, the other runs from stones. Howard Wolowitz: [singing] Indy held his ground and straightened his fedora. Raj Koothrappali: [singing] Thor said that’s a nice look, in a. Thor and Dr. There should be no value to his pseudo-celebrity.

Amy Farrah Fowler: goo Bernadette] What is the circumference of your areolas? Sheldon Cooper: Trouble is my middle name, Leonard. Actually, it’s Lee, but I prefer Trouble. Amy Farrah Fowler: The internet suggests that slumber party guests often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism. Howard Wolowitz: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore.

That’s how Moey learned. She also designed the iconic red and black jacket in Michael Jackson’s «Thriller» video, which I’ve never watched in its entirety, as I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also, it’s really scary. Leonard Hofstadter: I bet if I could make you understand why this is such a cool thing, we’d still be. Howard Wolowitz: Uh-huh. I’m guessing 21 seconds had something to do with that. Bernadette: Oh, no. That movie has melting faces. It reminds me too much of the time I dropped that vial of flesh-eating bacteria into the Rhesus monkey lab.

Penny: Gopd know, Amy, when we say girl talk, it doesn’t just have to be about our lady parts. Amy Farrah Fowler: Shame. Because I have a real zinger about my tilted uterus.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh good, a slumber party! We’ll do makeovers, initiate phony phone calls, and have spirited thf fights in our frilly thw Sheldon Cooper: This is nothing but a blatant abuse of power by a petty functionary.

Explain to me why Wil Wheaton and his lackeys get in and we don’t! Penny: Hey. Shouldn’t you be out with your gang spray painting equations on the side of buildings?

Penny: Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend who, by the way, goo exactly who you. Penny: What is your babg Do you use up all your thinking at work and then have none left over for when you get home? Leonard Hofstadter: I don’t know. It’s hard. Everywhere you go guys hit on you, even if I’m standing right .

The Big Bang Theory’s Shortcomings and Inaccurate Portrayal of Geek Culture — Angry Nerd

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Quite a few of the girls Raj had flings with were also very interesting characters and I would’ve loved to see more of. It doesn’t help us nerds to have a show about us, watched by millions, if the objective of that show is just to mock us. Delusions of grandeur Score: 2. What we got with BBT was putting nerds on display for the «normies» to laugh. Re: Normalize Score: 5Insightful. Fortunately, Parsons has avoided the fate of Jon Cryer who — by the series finale of Two and a Half Men — looked as if he had been kept young against his will by scientists — with sprayed-on hair and full-body Spanx. I’ve missed out on Game of Thrones and any number of other TV shows that people love to discuss for the. You might be right that as top researchers they are also at the top of their salary potential. The answer might surprise some of you. Yes — but that’s kind of the point: We’re all weird in our own ways, and that’s OK. That’s basically all there. Loading comments… Trouble loading? If you see some of yourself in the characters and can’t handle it being made fun of, that says more about you than it does about anyone. We should deal with that when it happens. But Bernadette and Amy didn’t add anything. Score: 2. When Carol Ann Susi, who played Howards mother, passed away in RL instead of recasting the character they made it apart of the show in tribute to Carol Susi.